For the purposes of this Note, the 9/11 Conspiracy Theory ("the Theory") is that officials of the U.S. federal government staged the Sept. 11 2001 attacks by ordering that
- two 767's be crashed into World Trade Center towers 1 and 2;
- WTC towers 1, 2, and 7 be demolished via pre-planted explosive charges;
- America's air defenses not intercept the allegedly-hijacked jets; and
- al Qaeda operatives claim responsibility.
The Theory will be considered confirmed when all four elements of the Theory are reported as facts in any four of The Associated Press, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, The Washington Post, The Los Angeles Times, Time, The Economist, The Times of London, The Financial Times, Le Monde, or Die Zeit.
When such confirmation happens, then in return for valuable consideration received through the initial sale of this Note, the undersigned Seller promises to pay the Holder of this Note the sum of one hundred dollars.
Authenticity - To prevent unauthorized duplication of this Note, only one copy of this Note is valid for any unique version of the PGP-signed Serial Descriptor below. If more than one Holder tries to redeem duplicate copies of this Note, the burden is on the rightful Holder to establish the authenticity of his copy of this Note.
Transfer of the Note - The undersigned agrees to remain bound by the terms of this Note subsequent to any transfer of this Note by the Purchaser or by any subsequent Holder of this Note, and agrees that the terms of this Note may be fully enforced by any subsequent Holder of this Note.
Signed under penalty of perjury, this 2nd day of May, 2013,
Brian Holtz, Seller
12800 La Cresta Dr.
Los Altos Hills, CA 94022
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