Slogans

Left/Right

  • Free Minds. Free Markets.
  • Not liberal. Not conservative. Libertarian.
  • Civil liberties. Free markets.
  • Tax less. Tolerate more.
  • Personal Freedom. Economic Freedom.
  • Open-Minded and Open for Business
  • Vote Libertarian to get the Democrats out of your wallet and the Republicans out of your bedroom.
  • Vote Libertarian to get the Democrats out of your pocket and the Republicans out of your underwear.
  • Republicans oppose having too much fun. Democrats oppose having too much money. Libertarians oppose having too little responsibility.
  • Republicans know how much fun you should have. Democrats know how much money you should have. Libertarians know you should own your own life.
  • When conservatives are in power, man represses man. When liberals are in power, it's the other way around.
  • Individual Rights. Personal Responsibility.
  • The Right is heartless. The Left is brainless.
  • The Right is wrong. The Left is ignorant.
  • Vote Democrat, it's easier than working. Vote Republican, it's easier than tolerating.
  • Classical liberal.
  • Real liberals vote Libertarian.
  • Real conservatives vote Libertarian.
  • Screw Left and Right. Choose liberty!
  • Remember when conservatives protected privacy and freedom?

Freedom

  • Vote Libertarian. Win a free country.
  • Minimum government, maximum freedom.
  • Protect us from each other, not from our own choices.
  • Libertarians are pro-choice on everything
  • Choose for your family, not for mine.
  • Choose for yourself, not for others.
  • How much freedom can you tolerate?
  • Just vote Libertarian until you're too free
  • I fight for your freedoms while you vote away mine
  • Liberty and justice for each
  • You're not free unless you're free to make your own mistakes
  • Excuse me, your security is standing on my freedom.
  • I am interested in politics so that one day my children will not have to be interested in politics.
  • The smallest minority is the individual. Those who tolerate the majority's limits on individual freedom cannot claim to be tolerant of minorities.
  • Minority rights should never be subject to majority vote.
  • Some people would do anything for social progress except take an economics course.
  • If you don't trust us to govern ourselves, how can you trust us to govern others?
  • More laws, less justice.
  • Anything that's peaceful and honest.
  • Legalize freedom
  • Government: kills freedom dead.
  • Taxes are the price we pay to become more like Europe.

Rent-Seeking

  • Your life is not my fault. My life is not your business.
  • Libertarian. Because we can't all be freeloaders.
  • A pocket theory of government: the government should be in nobody's pocket.
  • When the government reaches into pockets, it ends up in somebody's pocket.
  • Get the government out of the pockets of those who have money.
  • Ask not what your country can force other people to do for you.
  • Our freedom is more important than your good idea.
  • Your interests are the "special interests" you complain about.
  • Rent-seeking: if you don't know what it is, you probably do it.
  • Socialism is trickle-up poverty.
  • Democracy: two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
  • Election: an advance auction of stolen goods.
  • You may not be interested in politics, but politics is very interested in you.
  • A government big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
  • When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both.
  • Politicians who rob Peter to pay Paul can be assured of the support of Paul
  • When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
  • Inside every small problem is a big one seeking government funding.
  • Invest in America. Buy a congressman.
  • To get money out of politics, keep money out of Washington.
  • Government of the unions, by the unions, for the unions.
  • Government of the lawyers, by the lawyers, for the lawyers.
  • Blaming free markets for crony capitalism is like blaming your kid for getting abducted.
  • Corporations are created by governments.
  • Protect Earth's jobs — boycott alien products.
  • Think galactically, act terrestrially.
  • Asking government to fix the economy is like asking O.J. to find the real killers.

Iconoclasm

  • Please don't feed the donkeys and elephants. It just increases their output.
  • If you aren't libertarian, you aren't paying attention.
  • Vote Libertarian. For a change.
  • Think different. Vote different. Vote Libertarian.
  • You ARE Libertarian.
  • We're not a party. We're the people.
  • I think, therefore I am Libertarian.
  • Screw this. I'm voting Libertarian.
  • The President is a great politician.
  • The lesser of two evils is still evil.
  • The lesser of two evils is really the evil of two lessers.

EcoLibertarianism

  • Keep all you make, pay for all you take.
  • Keep all you make or toil, pay for all you take or spoil.
  • Fences are aggression.
  • Undo all subsidies, end all taxes, and fine all aggression.
  • Freedom is green.
  • Cut taxes down to the ground.
  • Free the land in the Land of the Free.
  • Pollution is assault with a deadly weapon.
  • Your money. Your body. Your planet. Take responsibility for what you do with them. Vote Libertarian.
  • Real change is tectonic.

Constitution

  • Protect the Constitution from the politicians, so it can protect you from them.
  • My Patriot Act is the Bill of Rights
  • One nation under surveillance

Defense

  • Men cannot be trusted with guns. That's why women should have them.
  • A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
  • My idea of gun control is: use both hands.
  • Keep 'em guessing. Support concealed carry.
  • The 2nd Amendment: America's original Homeland Security.
  • You can have my 1st Amendment when you pry my cold, dead hands off of the 2nd.
  • Banning guns to prevent crime is like banning condoms to prevent rape.
  • If guns cause crime, do pencils cause mis-spellings?
  • Why the 2nd amendment? Hitler was elected.
  • When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir pelcgbtencul!
  • Give me liberty or give me peace.

Education

  • Don't let your kids outsmart you — send them to a government school.
  • Don't mandate prayer time in my school, and I won't mandate thinking time in your church.

Drugs

  • The drug war: keeping criminals employed.
  • Before the drug war, crime didn't pay.
  • Keep drugs out of the country? Government can't even keep drugs out of its own prisons.
  • Abolish prescriptions.
  • A drug-free America, or a free America?
  • Congressmen's kids don't go to prison for smoking pot.

Healthcare

  • If you think healthcare is expensive now, just wait until it's free.
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