Left/Right

• Free Minds. Free Markets.
• Not liberal. Not conservative. Libertarian.
• Civil liberties. Free markets.
• Tax less. Tolerate more.
• Personal Freedom. Economic Freedom.
• Open-Minded and Open for Business
• Vote Libertarian to get the Democrats out of your wallet and the Republicans out of your bedroom.
• Vote Libertarian to get the Democrats out of your pocket and the Republicans out of your underwear.
• Republicans oppose having too much fun. Democrats oppose having too much money. Libertarians oppose having too little responsibility.
• Republicans know how much fun you should have. Democrats know how much money you should have. Libertarians know you should own your own life.
• When conservatives are in power, man represses man. When liberals are in power, it's the other way around.
• Individual Rights. Personal Responsibility.
• The Right is heartless. The Left is brainless.
• The Right is wrong. The Left is ignorant.
• Vote Democrat, it's easier than working. Vote Republican, it's easier than tolerating.
• Classical liberal.
• Real liberals vote Libertarian.
• Real conservatives vote Libertarian.
• Be as liberal or as conservative as you want — just don’t force others to be like you.

Freedom

• Vote Libertarian. Win a free country.
• Minimum government, maximum freedom.
• Protect us from each other, not from our own choices.
• Libertarians are pro-choice on everything.
• Choose for your family, not for mine.
• Choose for yourself, not for others.
• How much freedom can you tolerate?
• Just vote Libertarian until you're too free.
• I defend your freedoms while you vote away mine.
• Liberty and justice for each
• You're not free unless you're free to make your own mistakes
• Libertarianism: the radical idea that other people are not your property
• I am interested in politics so that one day my children will not have to be interested in politics.
• The smallest minority is the individual. Those who tolerate the majority's limits on individual freedom cannot claim to be tolerant of minorities.
• Minority rights should never be subject to majority vote.
• Some people would do anything for social progress except take an economics course.
• If you don't trust us to govern ourselves, how can you trust us to govern others?
• More laws, less justice.
• Legalize anything that's peaceful and honest.
• Legalize freedom
• Government: kills freedom dead.
• Taxes: the price we pay to become more like Europe.

Rent-Seeking

• Your life is not my fault. My life is not your business.
• Libertarian. Because we can't all be freeloaders.
• A pocket theory of government: the government should be in nobody's pocket.
• Get the government out of the pockets of those who have money.
• Ask not what your country can force other people to do for you.
• Our freedom is more important than your good idea.
• Your interests are the "special interests" you complain about.
• Rent-seeking: if you don't know what it is, you probably do it.
• Socialism is trickle-up poverty.
• Democracy: two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
• Election: an advance auction of stolen goods.
• You may not be interested in politics, but politics is very interested in you.
• A government big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
• When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both.
• Politicians who rob Peter to pay Paul can be assured of the support of Paul.
• When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
• Inside every small problem is a big one seeking government funding.
• Invest in America. Buy a congressman.
• To get money out of politics, keep money out of Washington.
• Government of the unions, by the unions, for the unions.
• Government of the lawyers, by the lawyers, for the lawyers.
• Blaming free markets for crony capitalism is like blaming your kid for getting abducted.
• Corporations are created by governments.
• Protect Earth's jobs — boycott alien products.
• Think galactically, act terrestrially.
• Asking government to fix the economy is like asking O.J. to find the real killers.

Iconoclasm

• Please don't feed the donkeys and elephants. It just increases their output.
• If you aren't libertarian, you aren't paying attention.
• Vote Libertarian. For a change.
• Think different. Vote different. Vote Libertarian.
• You ARE Libertarian.
• I think, therefore I am Libertarian.
• The lesser of two evils is still evil.

EcoLibertarianism

• Keep all you make, pay for all you take.
• Keep all you make or toil, pay for all you take or spoil.
• Fences are aggression.
• Undo all subsidies, end all taxes, and fine all aggression.
• Freedom is green.
• Cut taxes down to the ground.
• Free the land in the Land of the Free.
• Pollution is assault with a deadly weapon.
• Your money. Your body. Your planet. Take responsibility for what you do with them. Vote Libertarian.
• Real change is tectonic.

Constitution

• Protect the Constitution from the politicians, so it can protect you from them.
• My Patriot Act is the Bill of Rights
• One nation under surveillance

Defense

• Men cannot be trusted with guns. That's why women should have them.
• A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
• My idea of gun control is: use both hands.
• Keep 'em guessing. Support concealed carry.
• The 2nd Amendment: America's original Homeland Security.
• You can have my 1st Amendment when you pry my cold, dead hands off of the 2nd.
• Banning guns to prevent crime is like banning condoms to prevent rape.
• If guns cause crime, do pencils cause mis-spellings?
• Why the 2nd amendment? Hitler was elected.
• When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir pelcgbtencul!

Education

• Don't let your kids outsmart you — send them to a government school.
• Don't mandate prayer time in my school, and I won't mandate thinking time in your church.

Drugs

• The drug war: keeping criminals employed.
• Before the drug war, crime didn't pay.
• Keep drugs out of the country? Government can't even keep drugs out of its own prisons.
• Abolish prescriptions.
• A drug-free America, or a free America?
• Congressmen's kids don't go to prison for smoking pot.

Healthcare

• If you think healthcare is expensive now, just wait until it's free.

Nobody For President

• Vote for Nobody!
• Nobody will tell you the truth.
• Nobody will keep his promises.
• Nobody trusts you to be a responsible adult.
• Nobody should "run the country".
• Nobody should govern your body and your finances.
• Nobody will end the war on drugs.
• Nobody will bring our troops home.
• Nobody should have so much power.
• Nobody should run your life.